" mole rat "

 [ "mole rat" ]

1: an ugly girl thats skinny as shit and has no body whats so ever its all bone .. the prudest girl you'll ever meet and also fakes about doing shit with guys . she talks to more than one guy atonce she mainly prefers MEXICANS. nothing uglier comes to mind when uou hear the name justice. she has no ass or boobs. she tends to get on girls bad sides so they can beat her ass (hopefully soon) she trys to steeal girls boyfriends but she wont put out so they so oh hell no. she has the ugliest teeth and loves rainbow hair

  * e.g.,  ... ew look at the mole rat it reminds me of a justice. 

 [ "Mole Rat" ]

1: 1: Small, underground dwelling mammal. Has hardly any fur and. Pretty awesome really.

  * e.g.,  ... If your penis looks EXACTLY the same as a mole rat, you should probably have the teeth removed before attempting sexual contact with your partner. 

 [ "Mole Rat" ]

2: 2: Another name for a penis because of the remarkable resemblance the mole rat holds to a shrivled, old, un-circumcised penis.

 [ "MOLE RAT" ]

1: A weird lookin buck tooth Hillbilly that looks like she got ran over multiple times.The got chewed up and spat out.

  * e.g.,  ... My teacher at Big Spring Middle school looks like a Mole rat Maybe it's the eyes maybe it's the nose 

 [ "Naked Mole-Rat" ]

1: A perfect fit for our new overlords.

  * e.g.,  ... “All hail the naked mole-rat” 

 [ "great mole rat" ]

1: An obscure and mysterious mole rat that takes presence in the rituals and practices of many underground cults esp. in the New Mexico area.

  * e.g.,  ... In the Blood Eyes cult the great mole rat is seen as a symbol of shame. 

 [ "naked mole rat" ]

1: Someone looking particularly unattractive, usually early in the morning or late at night. Characteristics include squinty eyes, hair pressed flat against head, puffy features. Usually the result of poor or no sleep and/or way too late/early to be up and moving around.

  * e.g.,  ... She washed her face and brushed her hair, but a naked mole rat still stared back at her in the mirror.  

 [ "Musky Mole Rat" ]

1: The act of covering a naked mole rat in spunk or feces, per preference of the partner, followed by insertion of the mole rat's own feces into a man's anus. The mole rat, then consumed by the desire to eat its own feces, chases the turd into the anus through a glass tube inserted into the man's butthole. While this is happening, said partner screams "YOU MUST CONTAIN THE BEAST" as the other man shrieks with terror and pleasure as the naked mole rat is inside of his anal cavity.

  * e.g.,  ... Guy 1: My sister bought a naked mole rat recently. Wanna go try out the Musky Mole Rat? Guy 2: You are a sick and twisted bastard. Get out of my house! 

 [ "Naked Mole Rat" ]

1: Uncircumcised Penis

  * e.g.,  ... I don't know anyone with a Naked Mole Rat... 

 [ "caca mole rat" ]

1: The Caca Mole Rat is a rare caca that lived during the early Cretaceous period in which the dinosaurs were on Earth. It's still alive to this day, and it is a very endangered species. There are only 34 Caca Mole Rats on this whole entire world. The Caca Mole Rats are sometimes mistaken for deer, although they are super tiny. They are local to the South-Eastern part of Africa. They also have a deadly venom in their tounge, which they sometimes use on humans if they feel like they're in danger, and the venom turns the humans into caca, and then die immediately after that. Never go near this, they will turn you into caca if they lick you.

  * e.g.,  ... Oh my god! There's a caca mole rat over there! I hope it doesn't lick my little pinkie toe! 

 [ "naked mole rat" ]

1: most possibly the grossest looking animal in the history of the world it has no hair and is all wrinkly

  * e.g.,  ... person 1 : oh my god what is that it looks like the devil has come from hell arrrghhh!!!!!!!!